Well well wellā¦ if it isnāt another fantasy football offseason. Finally. Itās good to be back chirping my friendās fantasy teams. And writing this newsletter.
First off, I wanted to address the elephant in the room.
Weāre early. Itās barely August, the NFL season is over a month away and we should be enjoying the summer months or doing something productive.
But f*** that! Itās primetime fantasy football SZN BABY!!! The time spent these next few weeks wins titles. Weāll be sure you wonāt miss any updates, any sleepers, or any memes. But if itās too early and youād rather we wait till the NFL kickoff, reply to this email to let me know.
Before we begin
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The newsletter will win you fantasy championships.
You will continuously be updated on Adam Gaseās employment status.
Gase is currently an Offensive CoordinatorĀ of a Local High School Team.
Letās do this sh*t!
Go draft Elijah Moore in round 7, then stare each league member in the eye while you smirk and take a seat. Heās someone to target in every league, already establishing himself as the Jets WR1.
Hereās why:
NY Daily News: āJets canāt ignore unstoppable second-round pick Elijah Mooreā
Heās a mix of A.J. Brown & Antonio Brown (no relation)
Corey Davis: āHe doesn't really seem like a rookie, he's out there leading the guys. I can't wait to see what he does for us"
Robert Saleh: Moore has āthe ability to play outside, inside, gadget, whatever you want to doā
Even Dolphins stud CB Xavien Howard requested a trade to avoid Elijah Moore
See below
And I thought AJ Brown was amazing: Watch this video of AJ Brown telling Elijah Moore how much better Elijah is (Iāve been waiting all offseason to send you this).
Injury Report
Itās still too early in the season for any of my stud RBs to go down.
Just kidding.
Deep Dives: Early Early
Nico Collins is someone Iāve had my eye on since realizing the Houston Texans suck and have no WR depth. They could be throwing a ton - and this rookie WR (who they call the ābest rookie in campā) is a breakout candidate. And heās free in drafts. Read why š
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Quick Hits
An awesome thread on āthe true value of targetsā
Why Jamaal Williams is an RB1: He watches anime
Matthew Stafford exited Monday's practice after hitting his throwing thumb on a player's helmet (should be ok)
Wentz is out 5-12? Weeks. 5-12??
49ers coach Kyle Shanahan said the team "doesnāt currently have plans to give TreyĀ Lance first-team reps."
Breakout Candidates:
Thatās all folks! Welcome back, thanks for being back, and lets win some f***ing titles!
Devonta Smith already hurt and Jalen Raegor failed his physical? Eagles aren't serious